About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
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some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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