belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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