If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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