Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up