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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding