She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.