i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.