is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
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The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
The cops high fived after they tackled you