well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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