i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
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Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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