normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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