What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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