Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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