Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?