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Where did you get a picture of my penis
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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