Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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