I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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