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so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
