i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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