somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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