Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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You coming home soon, man?
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I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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