Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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