Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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