its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Terrible idea I love it
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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