He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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