Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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