yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
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Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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