I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
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I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
You left your phone here
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