4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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