it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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