Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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