Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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