check it out our google latitudes are spooning
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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