yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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