What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I understand Curling. That high.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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