imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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