Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
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Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
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i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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