i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
It was like getting head from an anaconda
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
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So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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