he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
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I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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