Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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