do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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