just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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