I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
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