fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
i think i just lost a toe
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
