Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
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My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
So. Much. Porn.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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