i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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