I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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