Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Maybe he injected his testicle?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
