my vag is so smooth its legendary
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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