It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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