she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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