So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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