After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
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