dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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