Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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