Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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