no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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