Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
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My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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