So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
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