Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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