the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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